K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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