I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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