Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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