There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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