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Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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