for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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