question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
