Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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