Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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