she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we're so committed to being not committed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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