David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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