Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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