Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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