Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
