I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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