Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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