just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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