Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Randomize
