it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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