it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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