Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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