weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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