Just fell off a train. Bad.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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