I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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