Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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