You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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