I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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