u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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