I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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