Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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