He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
