The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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