I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
