can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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