I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My dick has a subreddit
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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