I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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