i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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