and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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