So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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