Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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