Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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