I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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