Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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