I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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