Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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