someone threw a dead crab at me
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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