How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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