you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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