My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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