so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
