party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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